And now the six marry murderesses of the cook county jail

in their rendition of the cell block tango

Pop!

Six!

Squish!

Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

Cicero (Smoke puffs)

Lipschitz!

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz.

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz.

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same!

Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

You know how people have these little habits

That get you down.

Like Bernie.

Bernie like to chew gum.

No, not chew. POP.

Like I came home this one day

and there's Bernie layin' on the couch,

chewin'.

No, not chewin'.

Poppin'.

So, I said to him, I said,

“Bernie, you pop that gum one more time..."

and he did.

So I took the shotgun off the wall

and I fired two warning shots...

into his head.

He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city

about two years ago

and he told me he was single

and we hit it off right away.

So, we started living together.

He'd go to work, he'd come home,

I’d fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.

And then I found out,

Single, my ass.

Not only was he married

…oh, he had six wives.

One of those Mormons, you know.

So that night, when he came home,

I makes him his drink as usual.

You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

He had it coming

He had it coming

He took a flower In its prime

And then he used it

And he abused it

It was a murder But not a crime!

(Pop, six, squish, uh-uh,) Cicero, Lipschitz.

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen

carvin' up the chicken for dinner,

and in storms my husband Wilbur, in a jealous rage.

“You been screwin' the milkman," he says.

and he kept sayin',

"you been screwin the milkman."

Then he ran into my knife.

He ran into my knife ten times.."

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same!

Mit keresek én itt

Azt mondják, hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet

én meg lecsaptam a fejét.

De nem igaz, én ártatlan vagyok.

Nem tudom miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem.

Probáltam a rendõrségen megmagyarázni

de nem értették meg...

But did you do it?

UH UH, not guilty!

My sister, Veronica and I had this double act

and my husband, Charlie, traveled around with us.

For the last number in our act,

we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row

one two three four, five...

splits, spread eagles, flip flops, back flips,

one right after the other.

Well, this one night we were in the Cicero,

the three of us, we were in this hotel room,

boozin' and havin' a few laughs

and when we run out of ice.

So I went out to get some.

I come back, open the door

there's Veronica and Charlie

doing Number Seventeen-

the spread eagle.

Well, I was in such a state of shock,

I completely blacked out.

I can't remember a thing.

It wasn't until later,

when I was washing the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead.

They had it coming

They had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn't do it

But if I'd done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

I loved Alvin Lipschitz

He was a real artistic guy...

sensitive... a painter.

But he was always trying to find himself.

He'd go out every night looking for himself

and on the way

he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary, and Irving.

I guess you can say we broke up

because of artistic differences.

He saw himself as alive

and I saw him dead.

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it comin' (They had it comin’)

They had it comin' (They had it comin’)

They had it comin' all along (They had it comin' all along)

’Cause if they used us (‘Cause if they used us)

And they abused us (And they abused us)

How could you tell us that we were wrong?

He had it coming (He had it coming)

He had it coming (He had it coming)

He only had himself to blame.

If you'd have been there

If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same!

You pop that gum one more time…!

Single my ass!

Ten times!

Miért mondja Uncle Sam bortonbe

Number Seventeen-the spread eagle

Artistic differences

I betcha you would have done

The Same!